For everyone who isn't quite ready for the story to be over. For everyone who wonders exactly who Draco Malfoy's mystery wife is, and how she got there. For everyone who thinks Severus Snape took a swan dive and played on the credulity of both sides.
Draco finds himself bound to an unexpected Potions Mistress, for an improbable apprenticeship. Chock full of Deathly Hallows spoilers, flirtation, seduction, horrible accents, meddling parents, Truth or Dare, naked Potter, naked Snape, chases, escapes, true love...read on.
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Chapter One - Blissful Ignorance
Chapter Two - Rumors of My Death
Chapter Three - Beyond the Grave
Chapter Four - My Young Apprentice
Chapter Five - The Potions Master Mistress of My Passion
Chapter Six - What Do the Simple Folk Do?
Chapter Seven - What Else Do the Simple Folk Do?
Chapter Eight - Out for a Little Walk in the Moonlight, Are We?
Chapter Nine - And That's What Simple Folk Do
Chapter Ten - What Dreams May Come
Chapter Eleven - How Sharper than a Serpent's Tooth
Chapter Twelve - God Hates Draco Malfoy
Chapter Thirteen - The All-Seeing Eye
Chapter Fourteen - Paris in Springtime
Chapter Fifteen - Edged, and Softer
Chapter Sixteen - What a Girl Wants
Chapter Seventeen - Happy Birthday to Me
Chapter Eighteen - Let Them Eat Cake
Chapter Nineteen - Into the Lions' Den
Chapter Twenty - Night Owls
Chapter Twenty-One - The Magnificent Seven
Chapter Twenty-Two - Snape's Army
Chapter Twenty-Three - A Wizard's Staff Has A Knob On The End
Chapter Twenty-Four - Naked Potter
Chapter Twenty-Five - Naked Snape
Chapter Twenty-Six - Win or Die
Chapter Twenty-Seven - The Headmaster Mistress of My Passion
Chapter Twenty-Eight - The Love That Dare Not Speak Its Name
Chapter Twenty-Nine - Truth or Dare
Chapter Thirty - 'Til Death Do Us Part
Chapter Thirty-One - Man and Wife and Peanut Gallery
Chapter Thirty-Two - Relative Confusion
Chapter Thirty-Three - On the Street Where You Live
Chapter Thirty-Four - My Fair Lady
Chapter Thirty-Five - Breathing Galatea
Epilogue - Nineteen Years Later